The Crucifiction of the Bull

Please allow the Bull to begin with the obvious. Today was an amazing day for all of us in the market. The Bull was up 21.42% in his longs and was up(meaning gained) 10.81% in his shorts. Now I am sure all of you are asking, how did the Bull make 10.81% shorting when the market was up almost 400 points? Well simple, last night the Junior Bull wrote the Senior Bull about the impending rise of the Financial sector and begged the Bull to stop doubting his "bullish financial views" and for "the sake of the Bullls money" to buy up all financial stocks and SHORT the Financial shorts ETF. So I went short in SKF(This is an ETF that shorts the financial market) and made a killing.

Now lets get down to business.

Three months ago while the Bull was sleeping in his million dollar penthouse he had a dream in which the holy market angel Jim Cramer came to him and said "Bull, you have made billions but the higher power wants you to reshape your life and help the meek". The Bull was startled and didn't know what to do. The Bull continued to print money for himself but then God himself appeared in a burning bush to the Bull and called on him to be the savior of the people. He told the Bull after all his schooling, after all his years on the market it was time to show the world the light, time to show the world that mutual funds and CD's are nothing but the Devil's work and time to lead the masses in the greatest revolt since Jesus Christ walked this earth some 2,000 years ago. This is what brought the Bull to where he is today.

The Bull had no idea how he would get a large gathering but his angles told him to build a blog and "they will come". The Bull one bright glorious day started this blog and threw out his stock picks. The Bull went from 5 followers to 50 then to 500, next to 5,000 and now over a million. The Bull got to have such a large and loyal gathering that the empire of wall street grew sick and scared of the Bull and his masses and launched an assault to ruin the Bull and stricken his name from discussion, but the Bull would have nothing of it and continued to fight for the masses and the Bull continued to win against the billion dollar hedge funds because he had the higher power on his side. But as Jesus Christ himself, the Bull was done in by some of his most loyal followers.

The Bull was always loyal to his followers but his followers became greedier and greedier over time before finally they stabbed him in the back. His followers finally started to believe the myriad of other blogs that sought to bring down the Bull. They believed the Bull cared more about his own money than all of his followers but they were foolishly wrong. The Bull could have went on making billions for himself but he followed his calling. Like Aeneas he knew that fate was something that could not be stopped, you can fight fate but you can never break fate. The Bull gave up his life for the masses but in return they did nothing but cast thy first stone.

The enemies of the Bull finally got his loyal following to turn their backs upon him and they nailed him to cross. His followers could have taken him down but they decided to hammer the nails into the Bull himself. Every comment about the Bull manipulating ATPL was one more nail into the Bulls arm. Every comment about how the Bull didn't care about anyone was another ounce of will he lost for living. His followers were what always made the Bull survive but in the end, they are what killed the Bull.

The Bull came in a time when the masses needed a savior. The market was at 11,600 and the masses were crying about losing their wives, houses and lives. The Bull was the answer to every one's problem. The Bull raised the market up over a thousand points and gave hope to all who listened. But every success of the Bull was just one more step towards his eventual fall. His followers went from disciples to competitors. They thought that reading this blog, a couple books and Forbes magazine would give them the ability to match the Bull but in time they will be proved wrong. The Bull dreaded but knew this day would come, it is inevitable in the end. The student will always try to pass the teacher I suppose.

The Bull has been stranded on the cross all day and has looked towards the sky and asked his father to please take him, take him back to his 50 million dollar apartment, take him back to his old life. The Bull tried Lord, you know I tried but in the end this was my fate all along. The Bull goes now, one more negative comment away from death.

May God be with you all, it has been a pleasure.

The Bull