Monday, April 14, 2008

A reading from the Gospel of the Bull

What a day for the Bull and his disciples. The Bull's daily picks were up an average of 22.375% and his shorts down an average of 24.37%. Only HGLC was incorrect from the Bulls picks but the Bull is backing Hunt Gold again tomorrow in hopes of an hostile takeover from FGGO.

The Bull has to apologize to his protege the Junior Bull and to his millions, and the BULL MEANS MILLIONS of readers for not posting two of the JR. Bull's latest declarations. The Junior Bull since last thursday has been badgering the SR. Bull with all this circuit city buyout talk and the Bull balked saying who would Buy Tits and Ass, who would buy? Tits and Ass being the Bull he is put it best, "Bull stop thinking logically in a bear market, it doesn't have to make sense, they will be bought out." Well the JR Bull as usually was correct and a company I believe to be going bankrupt decided to buy another company going bankrupt. Only in the world of the Bears.

The Junior Bull also shared his penny stock of the month with the Bull last night which was AVAL which was up a Bull like 42.6% today.

Well I am sure a couple of you are wondering what happened to schawb's earnings today. Well they are scheduled for this week and unlike any other company do not say when but the Bull is guessing before thursday but the Bull's predictions for the company stay the same even with WB posting terrible earnings. So here is the Bull's initial take on earnings for tomorrow's companies.

Tuesday:

1. JNJ - The Bull loves JNJ. The Bull thinks JNJ is large enough and a diversified enough company that its weakness in the pharma department will not ruin the overall quarter. The weakening dollar will also help this international superstar. And most importantly, the one investor the Bull trusts continues to build his massive stake in JNJ(The Oracle of Omaha)The Bull is going against the experts and saying JNJ beats estimates.

2. NTRS - With WB missing so badly the Bull is calling a missed quarter for this Midwest powerhouse.

3. USB - Yes it got hammered today because of WB but the Bull is bullish on good ole USB. Unlike almost every other bank USB has hardly dropped this year because it was pickier about assuming bad credit risks and benefited. I think USB puts up a nice quarter and beats estimates.

4. CSX - I can't believe people think this company is going to miss. Get into it, it will not miss. Railroads are going like its the 1860's all over again. All on board. CHOO CHOO.

5. INTC - People say since AMD(their closest competitor) missed so badly last week that this singles a huge miss for Intel. Intel did have a terrible last quarter and the stock has jumped from 17 back to 21 but the Bull still has doubts. The Bull would stay clear of this stock tomorrow. But the Bull is never one to back down from putting himself out there so the Bull predicts a miss and the stock is heading back down.

WED:

1. IBM -

2. WFC

3. KO

4. JPM

5. AMR - SHORT

6. EBAY

Thursday:

1. GOOG

2. HOG

3. PFE

4. AMTD

5. MER

6. ETFC

7. CTX

Friday:

1. C

2. WB

3. HON

4. CAT


What does the Bull like for tomorrow?

Penny Stocks: Long CHHB, RHWI, BPWI, DPHG, SAMBW. Short: RYMM, GAGI, PANNF, NTHD, SHZO.

Long: BDAY(tight limit sell), SIRI, IMB, FLY(tight limit sell), DAL(hope you are already in since the Bull said to get in yesterday), FRX(earnings I think they beat as well, get in), GS(it belongs in 170s, this is a week play), JOEZ(will beat earnings as well), IIIN(I think they beat as well).

Premarket: INOC, and FBR are both possible longs.


The Bull realizes most of you are reading this and saying "BULL, we Love you but everywhere we turn we hear how this might be the worst earnings quarter of this decade, so how can you be so Bullish?" Just as Jesus himself was doubted endlessly by his disciples in the book of Mark, the Bull to will be doubted until the day he passes into the heavens and only then will the people realize who the Bull truly is.

Here ends the reading of the The Bull, Chapter 4, verse 14.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can I get the full scritupre of the bull?

Anonymous said...

I disagree strongly on JNJ. They are going to miss bad. Consumer buying is down 14% this year Bull. Just think about it

Anonymous said...

No bull,

You are one of the doubters who will realize how wrong u are tomrorow

Anonymous said...

Bull,

Also I am bearish on JNJ. Your reign ends tomrorow

Anonymous said...

Just wanted tos ay thanks for everything bull

Anonymous said...

You going to keep posting daily?

Anonymous said...

Bull do y ou really thin HGLC is going to get bought out for 1.25? that is what now like a 4000% premium

Anonymous said...

JNJ beats Bull. You are starting to convert me. WHo needs the experts

Anonymous said...

JNJ BEATS AND RAISES GUIDANCE. MAKE IT 2/2 FOR YOU BULL

Anonymous said...

USB UP AND ROARDING. PRofit down but earning per share beats estiamtes. Nice call on it

Anonymous said...

Nice earning calls bull

Anonymous said...

Good earnigns, airline merger(nice call), good economic news. Can anyone say 200+ day? It is tuesday after all

Anonymous said...

Nice calls Bull, I like JNJ to 73 dollars. They are a consumer company trying to be a pharma company

Anonymous said...

Hey NO BULL,


Take your hating ass back to hibermnation. THe BULL RULES HERE

Anonymous said...

DPHG FUCK YEA BULL. I got in, up 250%. I'll take it

Anonymous said...

Anyone have any thougths on Intel this awfternoon. Bull said he is unsure but if forced would say they dont beat. I think they beat and bet big. Back to 24

Anonymous said...

New reader here so dont kill me but who is the Bull?

Anonymous said...

Who is he,


The Bull is of the divine. He hails from heaven above with power and wisdom

Anonymous said...

Bull,


I don't know how the fuck you do it. You called SCHW right on the fucking head. They got many more accounts and the volatility made for record buys and sells.

Anonymous said...

Great calls bull

Anonymous said...

CSX beats. Cant wait to see tomorrows earnings calls