THE BULL IS BACKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
The Bull was walking down Wall Street yesterday evening in his Hickey Freeman suit thinking about how great life is after his record 15th straight day in black on his longs and 12th straight day in black on his shorts(both records on the street). The Bull was loving life and enjoying his retirement from all the haters on this blog but much like Jesus Christ in Matthew Chapter 1, verse 12-21; the sky all of sudden opened up and a light shined down on the Bull's 2,500 dollar suit and he heard the voice of the ultimate Bull and the voice said "BULL, Your duties are not yet fulfilled, the poor have not become the rich, the meek have not become strong, the BEARS HAVE NOT BECOME EXTINCT!!!!!!!!!!" The light went away, the clouds came back and the Bull realized that he had business to finish and the BULL IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Bull opened up the scriptures that were given to him by the ultimate bull and he reads a section from "Bull, Chapter 12, verse 23-27): "The Bull will not be resurrected until the day when the haters become the lovers, the lovers begin to lose all faith in the Bull, and the bears are running wall street". Well that day has come folks, the bears are running us back to 11,500 and the Fed has given in to them. The Bull has been resurrected and is better than ever!!!!!!!! FOR THE BULL IS BACK!!!!!
The Bull will be back tonight with some picks for all of his congregation but until then here are a few side notes.
The Bull has to travel to Miami tomorrow morning on his Gulf Stream and then flies to Washington DC on Friday but the BULL WILL BE POSTING. For the Ultimate Bull demands nothing less.
The Bull had his fantasy baseball draft last night in a league that costs more than most of the readers on this blog make and here is the Bull's team (10 team, 22 players per team)
1. AROD - Simply the best player in baseball(The Bull had the first pick)
2. Jake Peavy - 2-0, .054 ERA (Not bad for 20th pick)
3. Vlad - 320, 35 homers, 15 stolen bases.
4. Travis Hafner - A steal at 40, all he does is hit homeruns, and get RBI's.
5. Troy Tulowski - Star shortstup with terrmendous upside.
6. Dan Uggla - 2nd baseman is slim choosing and he might be the second best.
7. Jason Bay - Slumped last year, not this year.
8. Jim Thome - J has promised big things, I await them.
9. Roy Halladay - 9th round, are you kidding the Bull?
10. Mariona Rivera - 45 saves
11. Matt Cain - If he gets run support top 10 pitcher.
12. Kenji Johimjia - Top 3 catcher
13. Jacob Ellsbury - Played like top 10 fantasy outfielder last year.
14. Dustin Pedoria - Great backup infielder, great trade bait.
15. Tim Hudson - 17-7, 3.45 ERA this year.
16. Todd Jones - If Tigers decide to start playing should get 40 saves.
17. Phil Hughes - Living in NYC I promise 16 wins.
18. Joe Browoski - 40 saves.
19. Tony Pena - 35 saves.
20. Hank Blalock - hoping for a 2004 type year.
21. Rich Harden - Could be steal of draft.
22. Carlos Gomez - Will be steal of draft with 60 steals(big add is saying 80)
The Bull
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24 comments:
HE IS BACK
I know this sound queer, but i feel like crying
HOLY SHIT
I will admit bull, I am a long time hater, but ahving you gone was like missing sex for seven days, youg ive me that rush, great blog, ball team looks great
Carloz Gomez the twin? He is injury prone and far from a sure deal, trade himw hile you can bull
How much is this baseball league, I just want to know so it can blow my mind. Hickey Freeman suit? never heard of it
Bull i am happy to have you back. Would like thoughts on some stocks real quick, they are "WM, ETFC, and URBN"
Bull is is an honor to have tyou bacjk
Bull I cant wait for the picks tongiht. I like your fantasuy team, try to get some more speed though
I too can cry. I was up .35% but I need to get back and making money Bull. Lets do this together.
I love the pick of C for the rest of the year
Its nice to know that the heavens parted for teh Bull, and Bull I am the poor man that needs to become rich. Help the meek, tjhat is me
My heart went nuts when I saw the title "THE BULL IS BACKKKKKK"
Lets get these bears to be extinct people
Life is right for you people again.
I am happy.
God this makes my day, cant wait for the picks Bull
People are saying the market will be down all week with earnings Bull, thoughts?
GREAT TO HAVE U BACK
make sure u get on in Miami, I cant go another weekw ithyou bull. Why you in DC? Figbhting the gov?
Bull,
Long time hater new found lover. I admit it wasnt the same without you but I still have to be a bear here. I think tomorrow we continue the financial slide with WM
Bear,
GET LOST
I got a pick for everyone,
Its AMD
I think this stock has beeen so heavily shorted and beaten that it can easily rise 4-6% tomorrow. I will be proved right tomorrow
Bull thoughts on Disney please
Bear,
The Financials will make your cry in time. They will sore in time. Tits and Ass do you stand by your finanicial bullishism?
I can comment on Disney. They dont make movies like they use to. When is the next lion king coming out and their amusment parks drop attendence every eyar. Get out
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