Saturday, March 29, 2008

The Bull hits jackpot and goes to Charlotte

The Bull was back in black last night playing the wheel and he has a few observations from the floor of the casino:

1. The Recession is not hitting gamblers anonymous.

- I have been bearish on the large casino stocks these past few months due to the fact that people cannot afford the trip out to Las Vegas but that doesn't mean the local casino's are struggling. Traveling 5 miles down the road instead of 1,000 miles by plane makes going gambling a whole lot easier. The Bull prefers to play among his people(the masses) and not our lovely visitors from Hong Kong in the high stakes room. Last night I would honestly say that 90% of the people there made less than 30,000 dollars a year and most of them looked like they walked right out of the "hot soup" line at their local homeless shelter. These people clearly don't have the money to waste Benjamin Franklin's like the Bull does yet they play large amounts and lose time and time again. The recession can take food from peoples stomachs, water from their mouths, cable from their eyes, but it cannot take the joy of gambling from their hearts.

2. Free Comp's are anything but special.

- The Bull pulled up in his friends Rolls Royce and the Casino knew we were business but instead of greeting the Bull with three half naked women, a bottle of crystal and a key to the penthouse, they instead just asked the Bull if he wanted to sign up for a players card so "they could keep track of his play". Look, when the Bull is taking the casino for all its worth I promise you the casino will have all their cameras and attention solely on the Bull. After we settled in at the Roulette table and starting winning large amounts of money(I should say I started to win) the casino host came over and offered the Bull a free nights stay in a suite. The Bull personally took this as a slap in the face, here sits the Bull playing thousands of dollars a spin and they want to make him feel like a "special VIP" by offering him a room that runs at about 200 dollars a night? I tipped the fucking Valet on the way out of the casino more than 200 dollars for Christ sakes.

3. The Bull is amazed at how gullible and stupid people are.

- Of the 16 people at our roulette table, 12 of them had notebooks and pens to keep track of which numbers hit. I realize that over millions of spins it is 'possible' that a roulette table(due to its imperfections) will favor a segment of the wheel more than the other but do these people think taking the hottest number in the last 50 spins and betting it is going to make them millionaires? If these idiots spent that much time doing research on stock picks they would surely not be playing quarters a fucking time at the Roulette table.

4. What is the fun in betting pennies?

- The gentleman(20 year old) kid next to me was betting 4 quarters a time so he could match the dollar minimum bet(a quarter on even, one on red ect). What is the fun in that? At the end of the night he told his friend he was down 4 dollars after two hours of playing. The Bull would have given him 400 dollars to stop fucking looking at his bets and getting a boner every time the Bull hit yet another 35-1 number.

5. The Bull missed the Smoking is Mandatory sign.

- Is it just the Bull or does it seem it is mandatory to knock some years off of your life in the casino by smoking? The Bull doesn't give a shit what people do with their lives but why do these people feel the need to light up and blow in the Bulls direction. How do these people even afford cigarettes?

How did the Bull end up and the rest of his gang?

Well the leader of the Bull's pack is trying to save up for a life changing move and he was 66% of the way to the money he needed basically. Well last night he lost 15% of that 66% and spend the rest of the night telling the Bull how "stupid he is" like the Bull gives a rats ass. The Bull on the other hand played his game and got off to a great run before going through a slide in the middle and then ended strongly. The Bull pretty much came out even but if you want numbers the Bull made a pathetic 2,150 dollars. Not much to brag about.

Well the Bull has to go catch his plane to Charlotte to watch UNC take care of Pitino's boys. If UNC loses I will post daily this week, but they won't lose.

The Bull

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

This post comes off as pretty judgemental Bull. I smoke and I gamble low limits and that doesnt make me any less than you

Anonymous said...

2 grand aint shit Bull

Anonymous said...

Guess we wont be getting daily picks huh? how was the game bull?

Anonymous said...

Bull if you are so smart and so mathetimatically talented why would you play a game and bet moeny when the odds are against you?

You aint that special either. Maybe these people couldn't stand you or your arrogance you platonic FUCKER

Anonymous said...

fuck the bull,
when have you had a thirty percent day? I'm just wondering.. because my guess is you havent. Also if you dont like what the bull has to say, dont read the blog then. I would like to see you post picks that return the way some of the bulls picks have.. ex tma option.. when you can do that let me know.

Anonymous said...

tits and ass,


I havent seen your picks of late? Run out of lousy ideas?

Anonymous said...

Fuck the Bull,

I hardly doubt hte Bull gives a shit about thousands of dollars the way he is making money. He said he threw away a pair of 1,800 dollar sunglasses so why would he care about a few grand at a casino?

Its not that he is dumb, he is just that rich.

As tits and ass said, please give us some of your own picks loser

Anonymous said...

I love the daily stories but how bout some picks there Bull?

The Bull said...

Their will be a slew of picks up later.

Don't worry about the haters TA, success breads haters.

Anonymous said...

a slew huh, how manyt hat Bull?

haters come and go, tbue the bull never leaves bawahahahahaha