The Bull Speaks

The Bull apologizes for his lack of posts of late. There have been so few this past week because the Bull will never give his disciples a "half-ass" pick or a "half-ass" post.

Let me begin by not avoiding the bloody obvious and addressing the comments from previous blog entries. The Bull is not from Kosovo and is not Admira, the Bull is not from the west coast and is not from the south. The Bull is not even close to 65 years old and the Bull would not be recognized walking down streets in almost all of America. So who is the Bull? Who is this hiding behind an anonymous blog giving stock picks that have seen 5,000 dollars turn into a million? What is the Bull hiding? Is the Bull Buffet, Ichan, or Soros. How does the Bull do it? How does the Bull know these stocks and when they will go up? How the hell does the Bull do it when the "experts on cnbc" can't seem to ever beat the market? What does the Bull know that 99.9999% of mutual funds do not know? Who is this Bull?

The truth is, the Bull is bigger than any one person. The Bull lives in a world that most people cannot come close to imagining. All human beings have huge dreams, but even the biggest dreams do not compare to the life the Bull lives. While mutual fund managers dream up making 12% a year for their clients, the Bull hopes to be up 12% by the time he wipes his ass from his 10 AM dump. People throw the terms "hedge fund guy", "big time exec at citi", "goldman ceo", "natural gas trader from Houston" but these names are nothing but a slap in the Bulls face. There are over 9,000 hedge funds in just the United States, do you really think there are 9,000 Bulls? Natural gas trader is the closest one yet since the Bull has been long in natural gas all year and has been reaping the rewards. But people, the Bull is not just some "hedge fund guy" or some "big shot at some big time investment bank", the Bull is only one thing, and that is he is the BULL!

The Bull has read criticisms on other blogs that while the Bull has been "unimaginably successful", his "trading tactics" are "basic intermediate trading strategies at best, and novice mundane lucky strategies that any 12 year old kid could conquer in a few weeks of study". There is a saying that compliments bounce off people but insults stick and that rings true with the Raging Bull. The Bull loves the success stories and compliments but the Bull is driven off of insults and criticism. If the Bull was universally worshiped like he should be then the Bull would never thrive as he has in his career.

Of course calling the Bull a "novice trader" looks past the point of this blog. The Bull doesn't like hedge fund and wall street people. It is these greedy "novices" who put us in the financial difficulties we are today. The Bull has to deal with these people enough in his daily life, the Bulls goal is to get the "novice" to beat the top hedge funds.

To all the Bulls critics; the Bull uses strategies in his everyday trading that even the most knowledgeable investor would most likely never understand. The Bull could sit here and rant and rave about how he made money off of "distressed securities" or how he made millions with a "Regulation D strategy" or how through "merger arbitrage" he bought his first Ferrari. The Bull could talk about hedge fund strategies such as "130-30", "F3", or could even go into his favorite strategy which deals with derivative arbitrages. But how does this relate to the Bull's readers, how does this help the guy on scottstrade who is trying to save for his children's college education? Would getting the Bull's readers to start trading with a 130-30 strategy really help them make money or confuse them to the point they thought it was a losing game? The Bull doesn't try to impress his readers through using terms they would never understand, the Bull impresses his readers by helping them make money!

The Bull would love to continue on with this historic speech to his disciples but due to the time of the evening and the need to get some picks to the legion of fans I will cut it short but the Bull will be back with more tomorrow.

To get you held over, here is a pick from Tits and Ass himself which the Bull fully approves of

1. ETFC(E-Trade) - This one is from "Tits and Ass", he loves the new CEO and loves his track record. Tits and Ass also has rumored information that there is heavy "institutional buying" into this stock with anticipation of a run to anywhere from 5.50-7 dollar price range by weeks end. Tits and Ass gives this his full backing and the Bull supports it as well.